The Carolina Underground

Appalachian folklore and May the 4th/Nerds everywhere day!

In a world saturated with politically correct narratives, the Carolina Underground podcast dares to take the road less traveled. Hosted by the dynamic duo Mark and Mike, this episode is a refreshing blend of humor, cultural commentary, and a sprinkle of Southern grit. As they broadcast from the depths of their replica bat cave, the hosts dive headfirst into an array of topics that range from current events to folklore, all while maintaining their signature irreverent style.The episode kicks off with a nod to “Nerd Appreciation Day,” a playful reminder of the cultural significance of fandoms, especially in the context of beloved franchises like Star Wars. Mark and Mike encourage listeners to embrace their inner nerd, albeit with a cheeky twist. Their banter is quick and witty, setting the tone for a lively discussion that touches on everything from the absurdities of modern media to the deep-rooted tales of Southern folklore.One of the standout segments of the episode revolves around the character of Rawhead and Bloody Bones, a figure steeped in Appalachian folklore. Mark and Mike explore the connections between this folkloric character and the broader themes of fear and cautionary tales that permeate both Southern culture and global narratives. They draw parallels between classic fairy tales and the tales that have been passed down through generations, questioning how folklore shapes our understanding of the world.As the conversation shifts, the hosts tackle the complexities of political narratives in media, particularly in relation to the HBO Max film "2073." Their critique of the film’s messaging serves as a launchpad for a broader discussion on the influence of media on public perception and the importance of questioning the narratives we consume. With a mix of humor and critical analysis, they encourage listeners to think critically about the content they engage with.The episode also touches on the significance of storytelling across cultures, highlighting how common themes emerge in folklore worldwide. From werewolves to vampires, Mark and Mike delve into the shared human experience that transcends geographical boundaries. Their insights prompt listeners to reflect on the stories that shape their own lives and the cultural narratives that inform their beliefs.Ultimately, the Carolina Underground is not just a podcast; it’s a celebration of the unconventional, the humorous, and the thought-provoking. Mark and Mike invite listeners to join them on this journey, promising an engaging experience that challenges the status quo. Whether you’re a lifelong fan of folklore or just looking for a good laugh, this episode is sure to resonate. Tune in and embrace the chaos of the Carolina Underground—you won’t regret it!

Dark Oxygen and the Pope has died.

In the latest episode of the Carolina Underground, hosts Mark and Mike take listeners on a comedic yet insightful journey through a variety of topics that range from the bizarre to the scientifically intriguing. If you're tired of the same old politically correct narratives found in most media, this podcast is your breath of fresh air.The episode kicks off with a humorous introduction that sets the tone for the show—loud, brash, and unapologetically real. Mark and Mike dive into the fascinating concept of dark oxygen, a recent scientific discovery that challenges our traditional understanding of how oxygen is produced on Earth. They discuss the Clarion Clipperton Zone, a mysterious area in the ocean that is the focus of deep-sea mining and home to peculiar potato-sized rocks known as polymetallic nodules. These nodules are not just geological curiosities; they are potential game-changers in the field of energy production.Listeners are treated to a lively debate about the implications of this discovery. Mark and Mike ponder whether this dark oxygen could redefine what we know about habitability on other planets. They humorously speculate on the potential for ‘dark oxygen’ to be the next big thing in environmental science and energy production, all while keeping the conversation light-hearted and engaging.But it’s not just science that gets the spotlight in this episode. The duo also tackles current events with their signature wit and humor. From a bizarre news story about a woman whose butt implants caught fire due to heated seats to discussions on food allergies and the strange ingredients in our everyday products, Mark and Mike keep the conversation flowing and entertaining.As they delve into the world of food, they touch on the alarming additives found in mayonnaise and other processed foods. This leads to a broader conversation about health, food production, and the corporate greed that influences what we eat. Their candid remarks about food allergies and the changing landscape of health in America resonate with many listeners who are concerned about what goes into their bodies.The episode wraps up with a discussion about the passing of a beloved public figure, showcasing the hosts' ability to blend humor with heartfelt commentary. They reflect on the legacy left behind and what it means for future generations.Overall, this episode of the Carolina Underground is a must-listen for anyone who enjoys a mix of humor, science, and cultural commentary. Mark and Mike’s dynamic chemistry and willingness to tackle taboo topics make for an engaging listen that will leave you both laughing and thinking. Tune in for a dose of reality that’s anything but politically correct—because sometimes, it’s just correct.

Dire Wolves and the death of storytelling

In a world overflowing with politically correct narratives, the Carolina Underground podcast emerges as a refreshing alternative. Hosted by the dynamic duo Mark and Mike, this episode takes listeners on a wild ride through various topics, blending humor with insightful commentary. From the absurdities of parachuting to the intriguing mystery of DB Cooper, the hosts navigate a landscape filled with wit and irreverence.Mark and Mike kick off the episode with a humorous take on parachuting, expressing their shared reluctance to jump out of a perfectly good airplane. This light-hearted banter sets the tone for the rest of the episode, where they delve into topics ranging from the return of the direwolf to the complexities of the medical industry. Their discussion on direwolf cloning raises important questions about wildlife conservation and the ethical implications of genetic manipulation.As the conversation unfolds, the hosts tackle the issue of brainwashing in the military and cults, drawing parallels to the tactics used by organizations like the CIA. Mark's candid thoughts on the military's programming methods shed light on the often-overlooked psychological aspects of service. This segment is particularly engaging, as it invites listeners to reflect on the nature of authority and conformity in society.The episode also features a lively discussion about the popular Netflix series Black Mirror, which serves as a springboard for exploring modern technology's moral implications. Mark and Mike's critiques of the medical industry and the societal obsession with profit over genuine solutions resonate with listeners who are frustrated by the current state of healthcare.In a fun twist, the hosts transition into a spirited debate about the Star Wars franchise, critiquing the direction taken by Disney and lamenting the loss of storytelling integrity. Their passionate discourse captures the essence of fandom while also highlighting the importance of staying true to a narrative's roots.As the episode winds down, Mike delivers a memorable piece of advice: 'Don't put your fingers anywhere you wouldn't put your wiener.' This humorous yet poignant statement encapsulates the show's ethos—embracing life with humor and a touch of irreverence.Overall, the Carolina Underground podcast is a must-listen for anyone seeking a break from the monotony of politically correct discourse. With its blend of humor, insightful commentary, and engaging discussions, this episode is sure to leave listeners laughing and thinking. So, grab your headphones and tune in to the Carolina Underground for a podcast experience that's anything but ordinary!

De-extinction; the return of the Dire Wolf

In the latest episode of Carolina Underground, hosts Mark and Mike take listeners on a wild ride through a variety of topics that range from the absurd to the thought-provoking. If you’re tired of the same old politically correct narratives that dominate mainstream media, this podcast offers a refreshing alternative. 
The episode kicks off with an exciting discussion about Colossal Biosciences and their groundbreaking work in de-extinction, specifically focusing on the return of the dire wolf. Mark and Mike delve into the implications of successfully birthing these creatures, questioning the ethics and potential consequences of playing God in the name of conservation. As they explore the science behind genome mapping and animal behavior, listeners are treated to a blend of humor and skepticism that keeps the conversation lively.
But it’s not just about science; the duo transitions into a broader discussion about societal issues, including the pervasive influence of technology and the alarming trends in modern governance. With sharp wit, they critique the current political landscape and the corruption that seems to pervade every level of authority. Mark's assertion that “we are the check and balance on the entire government” resonates deeply, especially in a time when many feel disillusioned with leadership.
The episode also touches on the topic of addiction—specifically, the addiction to electronics and the societal implications of our dependence on technology. Mark and Mike reflect on how this addiction shapes our behavior and influences our interactions with one another, making it clear that this is a conversation we all need to be having.
Throughout the episode, the humor remains unabated, with the hosts making light of serious subjects without losing the gravity of their points. Their mantra, “If you can’t go balls deep, don’t go at all,” encapsulates their approach to tackling difficult conversations head-on while providing a laugh along the way.
For listeners looking for a podcast that is both entertaining and insightful, Carolina Underground delivers a unique blend of humor, commentary, and a no-holds-barred approach to today's pressing issues. Prepare to laugh, think, and perhaps even be outraged as you join Mark and Mike on this wild journey. Don’t miss out—tune in to the latest episode and get ready to engage with the world in a whole new way!

Snow White flops and Governor Hot Wheels

In this unapologetically bold episode of The Carolina Underground, hosts Mark and Mike are back in the Batcave, ready to tackle the absurdities of life with their signature mix of humor, Southern grit, and unfiltered commentary. They kick things off with a hilarious recount of jury duty, lamenting the paltry compensation and the sheer inconvenience of it all. The duo doesn’t hold back as they dive into the latest political circus, discussing Representative Crockett’s outrageous comments and the chaos surrounding Tesla and Elon Musk.
 
Mark and Mike explore the bizarre reactions to political controversies, contrasting conservative and liberal responses with their trademark wit and irreverence. They debate the absurdity of burning Teslas as a protest and the misguided priorities of political outrage, all while keeping the conversation lively and entertaining.
 
The hosts then pivot to the world of entertainment, sharing their thoughts on the latest Snow White remake and the lack of creativity in modern storytelling. With a humorous take on the state of Disney and its attempts at reimagining classics, Mark and Mike reflect on what made the originals so beloved and the pitfalls of today’s reboots.
 
As they venture into the realm of the paranormal, the duo discusses ghostly encounters captured on video, challenging listeners to consider what they would do in such eerie situations. Their skepticism and humor shine through as they ponder the mysteries of the unknown, from UFOs to the Shroud of Turin.
 
Wrapping up the episode, Mark and Mike leave their audience with a cheeky reminder about the absurdity of modern life and the importance of keeping a sense of humor in the face of chaos. With their motto, “If you can’t go balls deep, don’t go at all,” they encapsulate the spirit of The Carolina Underground—a podcast that’s loud, brash, and always unpredictable.
 
Tune in for a wild ride filled with laughter, insights, and a refreshing take on today’s issues. This episode is a must-listen for anyone who craves a break from the politically correct fluff. Join Mark and Mike as they navigate the absurdities of life in their unique style!

Money Making Computers and Johnny Appleseed

In the latest episode of the Carolina Underground, hosts Mark and Mike take listeners on a raucous journey that blends humor, Southern grit, and unapologetic commentary on the world around us. If you’re tired of politically correct discourse and want a podcast that’s as bold as it is funny, this episode is for you.They kick things off with a dive into Appalachian folklore, sharing fascinating stories about paranormal encounters that have been captured on security footage. The duo discusses the eerie tales of a mysterious figure haunting the woods, drawing connections to classic horror tropes and modern storytelling. Their banter is lively and peppered with laughter, making even the spookiest topics feel accessible and entertaining.As the conversation shifts to current events, Mark and Mike don’t hold back. They tackle a variety of political issues, from protests to government overreach, with a blend of humor and frustration. Their commentary is sharp and thought-provoking, providing listeners with a fresh perspective on the absurdities of modern politics. They emphasize the importance of free speech and the right to protest, while also critiquing the chaos that often ensues.The episode also features a segment on Johnny Appleseed, revealing surprising insights about this iconic figure. Mark and Mike explore the historical context of Appleseed’s life, discussing how his actions contributed to conservation efforts in America. This segment is a delightful mix of history and humor, showcasing the hosts' ability to weave educational content into their comedic format.In a fascinating twist, the duo delves into the mysteries of ancient civilizations and UFOs. They ponder the advanced technologies of past societies and speculate about the possibility of extraterrestrial life influencing human history. This discussion is both intriguing and entertaining, inviting listeners to consider the mysteries of our world.As the episode wraps up, Mark and Mike leave their audience with a memorable “words of wisdom,” reminding us all to embrace the chaos of life with humor. Their motto, “If you can’t go balls deep, don’t go at all,” encapsulates the spirit of the Carolina Underground—a podcast that’s loud, brash, and never predictable.Tune in to this episode for a wild ride filled with laughter, insights, and a refreshing take on today’s issues. Whether you’re a longtime fan or a first-time listener, the Carolina Underground promises an experience that’s both entertaining and thought-provoking. Don’t miss out on the fun—join Mark and Mike as they navigate the absurdities of life in their unique style!

Frozen Light? WTF!

In this unapologetically irreverent episode of The Carolina Underground, Mark and Mike are back in the Batcave, ready to unleash their signature blend of humor, chaos, and Southern grit. They dive deep into a myriad of topics, from the absurdity of frozen light to the outrageous antics of politicians, all while keeping it loud, brash, and unpredictably entertaining.
 
The episode kicks off with a hilarious exploration of the scientific breakthrough of "freezing light," leading to a spirited discussion on the implications of such a discovery. Mark and Mike's banter takes a wild turn as they delve into the bizarre world of cancer research and the pharmaceutical industry's shady dealings, questioning the motives behind healthcare practices and the ethics of profit-driven medicine.
 
As the conversation unfolds, the duo tackles the complexities of global politics, touching on NATO, the ongoing conflict in Ukraine, and the absurdity of political figures. They share their thoughts on the ridiculousness of government shutdowns and the hypocrisy of elected officials, all while maintaining their characteristic wit and humor.
 
The episode also features a comedic look at modern media, with Mark and Mike reflecting on the absurdity of advertising and the strange side effects of medications, leaving listeners in stitches. Their chemistry shines as they reminisce about the simpler days of life and the quirks of everyday experiences.
 
As the episode winds down, Mark and Mike leave listeners with a cheeky reminder: a fuck must be earned, and they’re not handing them out freely. With a blend of humor, insight, and unapologetic commentary, this episode of The Carolina Underground is a must-listen for anyone looking to break free from the politically correct fluff. Tune in for a wild ride that promises to entertain and provoke thought in equal measure.

DOGE, NATO and drinkable Mayo?

    In this unapologetically wild episode of The Carolina Underground, Mark and Mike delve into the chaos of modern life, politics, and the absurdities of the digital age. With their signature Southern grit and irreverent humor, they tackle everything from the bizarre Ruby Frankie saga to the latest political antics, all while keeping it loud, brash, and unpredictable.    
The episode kicks off with a spirited discussion about the state of family vlogging and the shocking revelations surrounding Ruby Frankie, a former YouTube star now imprisoned for child abuse. As Mark and Mike dissect the troubling details of the case, they reflect on the darker side of online fame and the consequences of unchecked influence.  
 As the conversation unfolds, the duo dives into the murky waters of global politics, touching on the complexities of NATO, the situation in Ukraine, and the ongoing power struggles that shape our world. With their characteristic wit, they question the motives behind foreign aid and the hypocrisy of political leaders, all while keeping the tone light and engaging.    
The banter continues as they explore the absurdity of drinkable mayonnaise and the oddities of modern cuisine, prompting a hilarious debate over food preferences and culinary quirks. Their comedic chemistry shines as they share personal anecdotes and reminisce about the simpler days of childhood snacks.    
As the episode winds down, Mark and Mike leave listeners with a cheeky reminder of their motto: if you can't go balls deep, don't go at all. With a blend of humor, insight, and unapologetic commentary, this episode of The Carolina Underground is a must-listen for anyone looking to break free from the politically correct fluff. Tune in for a wild ride that promises to entertain and provoke thought in equal measure.    

Simulation Theory and Jack the Ripper Solved

In this unapologetically chaotic episode of The Carolina Underground, Mark and Mike dive headfirst into the absurdities of life, politics, and the mysteries of the universe. With their signature Southern grit and irreverent humor, they tackle everything from the quirks of British sitcoms to the latest conspiracy theories, all while keeping it loud, brash, and unpredictable.
 
The episode kicks off with a lively discussion about Mark's newfound love for British TV and a hilarious debate over coffee brands, leading to a humorous exploration of their daily lives. As they navigate through the chaos, the duo muses over the current state of politics, simulation theory, and the complexities of human perception, drawing parallels to pop culture and philosophical musings.
 
Mark and Mike delve into the fascinating (and sometimes terrifying) concept of simulation theory, questioning the very nature of reality and our place within it. They share their thoughts on the Mandela Effect, the fragility of memory, and how our brains process the world around us, all while keeping the tone light and engaging.
 
As the conversation takes a wild turn, they discuss the recent breakthrough in identifying Jack the Ripper, blending historical intrigue with their characteristic wit. The episode wraps up with a reminder of the absurdities of life and the importance of laughter, leaving listeners both entertained and provoked.
 
With a blend of humor, insight, and unapologetic commentary, this episode of The Carolina Underground is a must-listen for anyone looking to break free from the politically correct fluff. Tune in for a wild ride that promises to entertain and challenge your perceptions in equal measure.

How many licks? Now we will never know!

In this unapologetically raucous episode of The Carolina Underground, Mark and Mike return to the Batcave, ready to unleash their signature blend of irreverence, humor, and Southern grit. With their characteristic flair, they tackle everything from the absurdities of modern politics to the quirks of daily life, all while keeping it loud, brash, and unpredictable.
 
The episode kicks off with a humorous yet candid discussion about the current state of affairs, including Mark’s unfortunate bout with the flu and Mike’s unexpected unemployment due to a controversial grant being pulled. The duo dives headfirst into the chaos surrounding the Biden administration, dissecting the latest headlines involving Doge, government audits, and the tangled web of corruption that seems to be unraveling in real-time.
 
As they navigate the murky waters of political commentary, Mark and Mike delve into the implications of government spending, the role of USAID, and the eerie similarities between past and present political scandals. With their signature wit, they tackle the hypocrisy of government agencies and the absurdity of bureaucratic red tape, shedding light on the often outrageous behavior of those in power.
 
The conversation takes a humorous turn as they discuss the implications of addiction, both to substances and to technology, while also poking fun at the ever-growing influence of social media on our daily lives. They reflect on the absurdity of modern conveniences, like cars with their own phone numbers, and reminisce about the good old days when things were simpler.
 
As the episode winds down, Mark shares a cheeky poem dedicated to his wife, leaving listeners with a laugh and a reminder of the importance of expressing one’s feelings. With a blend of humor, insight, and unapologetic commentary, this episode of The Carolina Underground is a must-listen for anyone looking to break free from the politically correct fluff. Tune in for a wild ride that promises to entertain and provoke thought in equal measure.

There is Flu in them birds and the price of eggs in China

In this unapologetically bold episode of The Carolina Underground, Mark and Mike are back in their replica Batcave, ready to tackle everything from the absurdities of modern politics to the quirks of everyday life. With their signature Southern grit and irreverent humor, they dive into the chaos of current events, health crises, and the strange world of corporate farming.
 
The episode kicks off with Mark sharing a humorous yet concerning tale about his girlfriend battling the latest COVID variant, which leads to a deeper discussion on the implications of bird flu on egg prices and the state of corporate farming. The duo reflects on how the treatment of livestock has changed over the years, sparking a lively conversation about the impact on society and health, particularly in children.
 
As the banter continues, Mark and Mike navigate the murky waters of political commentary, dissecting the latest news surrounding Bobby Kennedy and the circus of confirmation hearings. They share their thoughts on the absurdity of social media influencers and the often misguided narratives that dominate public discourse. With their characteristic wit, they poke fun at the political landscape, calling out hypocrisy and the absurdity of modern-day governance.
 
The conversation takes a humorous turn as they reminisce about Mark Twain's disillusionment with the government and the timeless nature of political incompetence. They ponder the idea of reform and the necessity of questioning the status quo, all while keeping the tone light and engaging.
 
As the episode wraps up, Mark and Mike leave listeners with a cheeky reminder of their motto: if you can't go balls deep, don't go at all. With a blend of humor, insight, and unapologetic commentary, this episode of The Carolina Underground is a must-listen for anyone tired of politically correct fluff. Tune in for a wild ride that promises to entertain and provoke thought in equal measure.

Supercalifragilistic Kissmyassadocious

In this unapologetically wild episode of The Carolina Underground, Mark and Mike are back in the Batcave, ready to unleash their signature blend of humor, irreverence, and Southern grit. With a loud, brash style, they tackle everything from the absurdities of modern politics to the quirks of everyday life, all while keeping it entertaining and unpredictable.
 
The episode kicks off with a candid discussion about the state of the USA, as the duo reflects on the chaos of political maneuvering and the peculiarities of government spending. Mark dives into the implications of recent federal spending freezes, while Mike shares his thoughts on the nature of power and corruption, drawing insights from thinkers like Jordan Peterson and Machiavelli.
 
As the conversation unfolds, the hosts delve into the complexities of social media addiction and its impact on society, examining how it splinters our connections and empathy. They also touch on the controversial topic of immigration, sharing personal anecdotes and opinions on the treatment of deported migrants.
 
No topic is off-limits as Mark and Mike navigate the murky waters of political discourse, from the influence of the CIA in historical events to the current state of the Republican Party. They reflect on the release of documents related to JFK, RFK, and MLK, sparking a lively debate about legacy and accountability in leadership.
 
As the episode wraps up, the duo shares humorous stories from their past, including a raucous flight experience that left them singing Christmas carols mid-air. With their characteristic wit and unfiltered commentary, Mark and Mike leave listeners both entertained and provoked, reminding everyone that The Carolina Underground is the podcast for those who crave a dose of humor and insight without the politically correct fluff.

Inauguration Day, TikTok gone no wait it's back

In this explosive season opener of The Carolina Underground, Mark and Mike are back, broadcasting live from their secretive Batcave and the depths of Sparkleberry. With their trademark Southern grit and irreverent humor, the duo dives into the chaos of modern life, politics, and the absurdities that come with it. It's loud, brash, and never predictable.
The episode kicks off with a humorous exchange about the trials of navigating Washington, D.C., and the unexpected consequences of being labeled persona non grata. Mark shares a comical story about a car repossession fiasco, leading to a discussion about the complexities of modern-day politics and the erosion of trust in the government.
Listeners are treated to a wild ride through current events as Mark and Mike tackle the controversial issues surrounding the Trump administration, the role of private security, and the pervasive influence of media bias. With references to historical events and modern-day controversies, the hosts offer a candid critique of the world around them.
No topic is off-limits as the hosts navigate the murky waters of political discourse, from the intricacies of international relations to the absurdities of social media. They tackle the complexities of modern-day media, the influence of corporate agendas, and the ever-present threat of misinformation.
As the episode wraps up, Mark and Mike reflect on the state of the nation, offering their unique insights and unfiltered commentary. Whether you're a fan of political satire or simply seeking a podcast that doesn't hold back, this episode of The Carolina Underground is a must-listen. Tune in for a dose of humor, insight, and the kind of raw, honest dialogue that sets this show apart from the rest.

Pucker up Buttercup and Ho Ho Ho

In this unapologetically brash episode of The Carolina Underground, Mark and Mike return from their secretive Batcave, armed with their usual irreverent humor and Southern grit. Broadcasting live, they dive headfirst into the chaos of modern life, politics, and the absurdities that come with it. It's loud, unpredictable, and hilariously unfiltered.
The episode kicks off with a humorous exchange about the trials of the holiday season, featuring tales of back injuries and indulgent dinners. Mike shares a comical story about his wife's sudden weight gain, leading to a discussion about the perils of Little Debbie snacks and the quirks of holiday gatherings. As the conversation unfolds, the hosts delve into the culinary delights of a Costa Rican dinner party, where Irish coffee meets espresso, and nutmeg becomes the missing ingredient.
Listeners are treated to a wild ride through current events as Mark and Mike tackle the controversial acquittal of Daniel Penny, the biases of the judicial system, and the complexities of mental health in society. With references to the addictive nature of technology and the erosion of personal freedoms, the hosts offer a candid critique of the world around them. Their conversation takes a cinematic turn with nods to classic films like "Unforgiven" and "Tombstone," peppered with personal anecdotes and humorous insights.
No topic is off-limits as the hosts navigate the murky waters of political discourse, the influence of corporate agendas, and the ever-present threat of misinformation. They tackle the complexities of modern-day media, the role of the federal government, and the absurdities of the pardon power. With references to historical events and modern-day controversies, Mark and Mike offer a candid critique of the media landscape and the importance of independent voices.
As the episode wraps up, Mark and Mike reflect on the spirit of Christmas, offering a cheeky apology to any listeners they may have offended. With their characteristic wit and unfiltered commentary, they leave listeners both entertained and provoked. Whether you're a fan of political satire or simply seeking a podcast that doesn't hold back, this episode of The Carolina Underground is a must-listen. Tune in for a dose of humor, insight, and the kind of raw, honest dialogue that sets this show apart from the rest.

DB Cooper Solved? Water & Government boot on American necks!

In this raucous episode of The Carolina Underground, Mark and Mike take listeners on a wild ride through the absurdities of modern life, politics, and the ever-entertaining world of conspiracy theories. Broadcasting from their secretive Batcave, the duo dives headfirst into a mix of humor, critique, and no-holds-barred commentary that is sure to entertain and provoke.
The episode opens with a candid discussion about the trials of flying in freezing temperatures, leading to a humorous exchange about airplane heaters and the quirks of vintage vehicles. As the conversation unfolds, Mark and Mike delve into the fascinating stories of historical figures like Howard Hughes and Preston Tucker, exposing the corruption and power plays that have long plagued American industry and politics.
Listeners are treated to a deep dive into the mysterious case of D.B. Cooper, with new revelations that could potentially solve the decades-old mystery. The hosts explore the implications of recent findings and question the credibility of the FBI, all while maintaining their signature irreverence.
The episode takes a cinematic turn as Mark and Mike discuss their favorite movies, from classics like "The Aviator" to the latest releases. Their conversation is peppered with personal anecdotes and humorous insights, making for an engaging and entertaining listen.
No topic is off-limits as the hosts tackle the current political landscape, the inefficiencies of government bureaucracy, and the pervasive influence of corporate agendas. With references to historical events and modern-day controversies, Mark and Mike offer a candid critique of the world around them.
Whether you're a fan of political satire or just looking for a podcast that doesn't hold back, this episode of The Carolina Underground is a must-listen. Tune in for a dose of humor, insight, and the kind of raw, honest dialogue that sets this show apart from the rest.

Port Royal Sinks into the Sea, Holistic Dog Food and Great Oranges

In this unapologetically bold episode of the Carolina Underground, Mark and Mike return with their signature Southern grit and irreverent humor, broadcasting live from the replica Batcave and the mysterious Sparkleberry jungles. The hosts dive headfirst into the chaos of modern life, politics, and the absurdities that come with it, all while keeping things loud, brash, and unpredictable.
 
The episode kicks off with a humorous exchange about the trials of dealing with credit card companies and the questionable practices of big business, with Mark sharing his ongoing battle with Capital One and Zen Business. The conversation quickly shifts to the broader theme of societal absurdities, including the erosion of personal freedoms and the prevalence of government overreach, as illustrated by a story of a mother facing legal trouble for allowing her child to walk to the store alone.
 
Listeners are treated to a wild ride through history as the hosts delve into the fascinating and tumultuous past of Port Royal, a once-thriving pirate haven now lost to the sea. The discussion takes a cinematic turn with nods to classic films like Pirates of the Caribbean and historical events that inspired literary masterpieces like Moby Dick.
 
As Mark and Mike navigate the murky waters of political discourse, they tackle the complexities of modern-day media, the influence of corporate agendas, and the ever-present threat of misinformation. With references to the Stanford Prison Experiment and the potential sale of MSNBC, the hosts offer a candid critique of the media landscape and the importance of independent voices.
 
The episode wouldn't be complete without a touch of humor and personal anecdotes, from tales of Southern manners to the trials of pet ownership and the quest for the perfect dog food. With their characteristic wit and unfiltered commentary, Mark and Mike leave listeners both entertained and provoked.
 
Whether you're a fan of political satire or simply seeking a podcast that doesn't hold back, this episode of the Carolina Underground is a must-listen. Tune in for a dose of humor, insight, and the kind of raw, honest dialogue that sets this show apart from the rest.

Cupcakes, Bigfoot and Smoking Pot

In the latest episode of the Carolina Underground, hosts Mark and Mike take listeners on a riveting journey through the unexplained, the humorous, and the controversial. If you're tired of the same old politically correct narratives, this podcast is your breath of fresh air. 
The episode kicks off with a deep dive into the world of Bigfoot sightings, sparking discussions about the credibility of these encounters. With references to the Bigfoot Research Organization and tales from South Carolina, the conversation is both intriguing and amusing. Mark and Mike ponder the possibility of Bigfoot's existence, likening these elusive creatures to the "hide and seek champions" of the natural world.
But the episode doesn't stop there. Mark and Mike explore the rise of paranormal beliefs, citing a Chapman University study that reveals a growing number of Americans who believe in haunted places, ancient civilizations like Atlantis, and yes, even Bigfoot. The hosts delve into the fascinating world of pseudoscience and the allure of the unexplained, all while maintaining their signature humor.
The conversation takes a twist as they discuss the infamous Stanford prison experiment, now available as a documentary on Disney+. Mark and Mike question the ethics and biases in psychological studies, drawing parallels to modern-day poll manipulations. Their candid take on behavioral psychology is both thought-provoking and entertaining.
No episode of the Carolina Underground would be complete without a touch of controversy. The hosts tackle Whoopi Goldberg's recent cupcake debacle, sparking a fiery discussion about entitlement and celebrity culture. Their unfiltered opinions are sure to resonate with listeners who crave authenticity and bold commentary.
As the episode wraps up, Mark and Mike leave listeners with a sense of curiosity and a desire to question the world around them. Whether you're a believer in the paranormal or a skeptic, this episode of the Carolina Underground is a must-listen. With its blend of humor, insight, and a dash of irreverence, it promises to entertain and enlighten in equal measure.
So, if you're ready to explore the mysteries of the universe with a side of laughter, tune in to the Carolina Underground. It's not just a podcast; it's an experience.

Greatest Political Comeback in US History and the Seismic shift of electoral demographics

Welcome back to the Carolina Underground, where Mark and Mike take you on an unapologetic journey through the chaos of politics, society, and everything in between. Broadcasting from the replica Batcave and the hidden Sparkleberry jungles, this episode is a no-holds-barred discussion on the seismic shifts in American politics and the absurdities of modern life.
 
The episode kicks off with an unexpected musical interlude, setting the stage for a deep dive into the recent political landscape. Mark and Mike dissect the surprising electoral victory of Donald J. Trump as the 47th president, analyzing the diverse coalition that propelled him to office and the implications for both major parties. With their characteristic wit and irreverence, the hosts question the motivations of the political elite and the seismic shift away from traditional party lines.
 
Listeners are treated to a blend of humor and biting critique as the hosts explore the absurdities of voter turnout, the economic disconnect between the ruling class and everyday Americans, and the inefficiencies of government bureaucracy. From the potential dismantling of federal departments to the rise of grassroots political engagement, Mark and Mike leave no stone unturned.
 
As the conversation unfolds, the hosts navigate through the complexities of the American aristocracy, the role of the media, and the influence of corporate agendas on public perception. With references to historical events and modern-day controversies, this episode is a rollercoaster ride through the political and social landscape.
 
Whether you're a fan of political satire or just looking for a podcast that doesn't pull punches, this episode of the Carolina Underground is a must-listen. Tune in for a dose of humor, insight, and unfiltered dialogue that sets this show apart from the rest.

80 feet in the Air and America chooses a President

Welcome back to the Carolina Underground, where Mark and Mike deliver their signature blend of Southern grit and unapologetic commentary from the replica Batcave and the hidden Sparkleberry jungles. This episode is a wild ride through the chaos of everyday life, politics, and everything in between.
The episode kicks off with a humorous tale of a runaway cat and the lengths one must go to retrieve it. As Mark recounts his misadventures with his son's feline friend, listeners are treated to a story filled with laughter and relatable frustrations, all set against the backdrop of Southern charm.
As the conversation shifts gears, the hosts dive into the murky waters of political discourse, questioning the motivations behind election processes and the integrity of voting systems. With Election Day looming, Mark and Mike tackle the complexities of early voting, polling inaccuracies, and the importance of state governance over federal power.
Listeners will find themselves nodding along as the hosts discuss the role of the media in shaping public perception and the often-overlooked power dynamics within Congress. With their characteristic wit and irreverence, Mark and Mike explore the absurdities of modern politics, from Kamala Harris's controversial appearance on SNL to the influence of corporate agendas on news coverage.
Whether you're a fan of political satire or just looking for a podcast that doesn't pull punches, this episode of the Carolina Underground is a must-listen. Tune in for a dose of humor, insight, and unfiltered dialogue that sets this show apart from the rest.

Ungentlemanly Warfare and Mark's other Soap Boxes

Welcome back to the Carolina Underground, where Mark and Mike dive headfirst into the chaos of modern life with their signature Southern grit and unapologetic commentary. Broadcasting from the replica Batcave and the hidden Sparkleberry jungles, this episode is a wild ride through the absurdities of politics, history, and everything in between.
The episode kicks off with a humorous look at the ridiculousness of political ads and the frustration of unsolicited calls. Mark and Mike don't hold back as they critique the superficial nature of political narratives and echo George Carlin's sentiment on the lack of an educated public. The conversation quickly spirals into a passionate discussion on the fiduciary responsibilities of the government, asking the burning question: where's the class action lawsuit against politicians who have failed their duties?
Listeners are treated to a blend of humor and biting critique as the hosts tackle topics ranging from the absurdity of mental evaluations for politicians to the inefficiencies of the tax system. Mark and Mike's banter is as engaging as ever, with plenty of laughs and thought-provoking insights. Whether they're discussing the concept of term limits or the mysteries of space, their chemistry and wit make for an entertaining listen.
The episode also touches on historical anecdotes, including the Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare and the antics of Jerry Clower, adding a layer of humor and nostalgia to the discussion. As the hosts navigate through these complex issues, they remind listeners of the importance of common sense and grassroots engagement in today's political climate.

Murky waters of misinformation and the Top 25 Horror Movies

If you're tired of the usual politically correct chatter and crave a podcast that's both entertaining and thought-provoking, then the latest episode of Carolina Underground is just what you need. Hosted by Mark and Mike, this episode is a rollercoaster ride through a variety of topics, all delivered with a signature Southern grit and humor that will keep you hooked from start to finish.The episode kicks off with a humorous discussion about yo-yos, revealing their surprising history as a weapon in China. It's a lighthearted start that sets the tone for the rest of the episode, which is anything but predictable. From there, the hosts delve into the world of resurrectionists, those enterprising individuals of the 17th and 18th centuries who dug up bodies for scientific research. It's a fascinating look at the darker side of the scientific revolution, and the conversation is peppered with interesting historical tidbits.Listeners are then taken on a journey through the murky waters of misinformation and crime statistics, with Mark and Mike offering their unique take on how truth is often stranger than fiction. The episode also touches on the infamous DB Cooper case, with a theory suggesting a CIA connection that adds a whole new layer of intrigue to the mystery.As Halloween approaches, the hosts also provide a rundown of the top 25 horror movies of all time, according to IGN. Whether you're a fan of classic horror like "Nosferatu" or more modern scares like "The Ring," there's something for everyone in this list. It's a perfect segment for those looking to get into the spooky spirit of the season.Throughout the episode, Mark and Mike's banter is as engaging as ever, with plenty of laughs and thought-provoking insights. Whether they're discussing the concept of living in a simulation or the nuances of power and money, their chemistry and wit make for an entertaining listen.So if you're in the mood for a podcast that's as unpredictable as it is entertaining, tune into Carolina Underground. It's a wild ride through history, mystery, and humor that you won't want to miss.

The political landscape to the intricacies of American culture

In this episode of the Carolina Underground, Mark and Mike return with their signature irreverence and unapologetic take on everything from politics to cultural commentary. Broadcasting from their unique locales—the replica Batcave and the depths of Sparkleberry—the hosts dive into the murky waters of political discourse, questioning the motivations and actions of past and present political figures.
 
The episode kicks off with a discussion on the perceived inaction of the Democratic Party, with Mark and Mike offering their unfiltered opinions on the current political landscape. They don't hold back as they critique former presidents, highlight the controversial actions of politicians like Gretchen Whitmer, and dissect the integrity of election processes.
 
The conversation takes a historical turn as the hosts reflect on the Kennedy legacy, contrasting the political climate of the past with today's divisive atmosphere. They lament the loss of community and self-reliance, advocating for a return to grassroots engagement and local resilience in the face of government overreach.
 
Listeners are treated to a blend of humor and biting critique as Mark and Mike tackle topics ranging from union strikes and media bias to the role of technology in modern society. The episode is peppered with anecdotes and insights that challenge conventional narratives, making it both entertaining and thought-provoking.
 
Whether you're a fan of political satire, intrigued by historical parallels, or just looking for a podcast that doesn't pull punches, this episode of the Carolina Underground is a must-listen. Tune in for a dose of Southern grit and unfiltered dialogue that sets this show apart from the rest.

Lack of a Response and lackluster story telling

In the latest episode of the Carolina Underground, hosts Mark and Mike take listeners on an unapologetic journey through a myriad of topics that are as diverse as they are engaging. Broadcasting from the unique setting of a replica Batcave, the duo dives into the recent devastating storm events, critiquing the federal response and highlighting the incredible resilience of local communities who banded together in the face of adversity. Mark passionately argues for the necessity of community preparedness, advocating for the formation of well-regulated militias to ensure self-reliance when government support falls short.The episode doesn't shy away from controversy, as the hosts tackle the topic of cloud seeding and weather manipulation, questioning the ethics and potential consequences of such practices. They also delve into the realm of entertainment, sharing their thoughts on the latest adaptations of Stephen King's works, the Rings of Power series, and the current state of the Star Wars franchise. Mark and Mike's candid discussions offer a refreshing take on media consumption, lamenting the loss of quality storytelling in favor of agenda-driven narratives.Listeners are treated to a blend of humor and insight as the hosts navigate through these complex issues, making the episode both thought-provoking and entertaining. Whether you're a fan of political discourse, intrigued by the mysteries of nature, or simply looking for a good laugh, this episode of the Carolina Underground delivers on all fronts. Tune in to experience the raw, unfiltered dialogue that sets this podcast apart from the rest.

Massive Hurricane Damage, loss of Pete Rose and Mozart Discovered

In the latest episode of the Carolina Underground, hosts Mark and Mike dive into the heart of a 100-year storm that recently wreaked havoc. This episode is a rollercoaster of emotions, insights, and humor, as the duo navigates through the aftermath of the storm, sharing personal anecdotes and community stories that highlight the resilience and grit of Generation X.Mark opens up about his experience during the storm, describing it as worse than any hurricane he faced while living in Florida. The storm's unexpected path and intensity left many in upstate South Carolina unprepared, leading to widespread power outages, fallen trees, and blocked roads. Mark recounts the community's effort to clear the roads, emphasizing the importance of coming together in times of crisis.The episode also touches on the broader implications of such natural disasters. Mike and Mark discuss the concept of a "100-year storm" and how urban planning and infrastructure often fail to account for such rare but devastating events. They argue that overpopulation in certain areas exacerbates the impact of these storms, making it crucial for city planners to consider long-term sustainability.One of the most poignant moments in the episode is when Mark reflects on the lack of preparedness and the failure of local and federal governments to provide timely assistance. He highlights the struggles faced by residents in Buncombe County, who were left without potable water and essential supplies. This leads to a broader discussion on the role of government in disaster management and the importance of community-led initiatives.But it's not all doom and gloom. The episode is peppered with humor and lighthearted banter, characteristic of the Carolina Underground. From discussing the quirks of Generation X to sharing amusing anecdotes about pets and pop culture, Mark and Mike keep the conversation engaging and entertaining.The episode also pays tribute to Pete Rose, who recently passed away at 80. The hosts share their thoughts on his legacy and the controversy surrounding his career, adding a nostalgic touch to the episode.In the midst of all the chaos, Mark and Mike remind listeners of the importance of helping others. They encourage donations to local food banks, especially those affected by the storm, and provide practical tips for disaster preparedness, such as boiling water to make it safe for drinking.Whether you're a fan of Southern grit, interested in community resilience, or just looking for an entertaining and thought-provoking podcast, this episode of the Carolina Underground is a must-listen. Tune in to hear Mark and Mike's unfiltered take on the storm, the state of the world, and why Generation X is the best generation of all time.Don't miss out—listen to the latest episode of the Carolina Underground now!

The world according to Kamalama Ding Dong Queen of making a whistle blow

Are you tired of the same old politically correct chatter on podcasts and in the media? Looking for something that's both funny and insightful, with a dash of Southern grit? Look no further than the Carolina Underground podcast. Hosted by the dynamic duo, Mark and Mike, this show is anything but predictable.In their latest episode, Mark and Mike dive headfirst into a whirlwind of topics, from current events and politics to the price of groceries and even an assassination attempt on Donald Trump. Broadcasting live from their unique locations—the replica Batcave and the depths of Sparkleberry, USA—they bring a fresh, unapologetic perspective to the table.The episode kicks off with a discussion about Donald Trump, who was reportedly shot at while playing golf at Mar-a-Lago. This incident sets the stage for a broader conversation about the political landscape, including the controversial figure of Kamala Harris. Mark and Mike don't hold back, offering their unfiltered opinions on her performance and the current administration.But it's not all politics. The hosts also delve into the rising cost of everyday items like orange juice and chicken breasts, attributing these increases to what they call "Bidenomics." They compare prices from January 2020 to January 2024, highlighting the significant inflation that has affected American households.One of the most intriguing parts of the episode is their discussion on the two-party system. They argue that the system is designed to eliminate populist candidates and maintain the status quo. This leads to a broader critique of the Republican and Democratic parties, with Mark and Mike lamenting the lack of genuine representation for the American people.The episode also touches on lighter topics, like their favorite movies and even some fascinating trivia. Did you know that the first person to plant apples in the American colonies was William Blackston? Or that significant underground deposits of water have been discovered on Mars?Throughout the episode, Mark and Mike's chemistry is undeniable. Their banter is both entertaining and thought-provoking, making for a podcast that's as informative as it is enjoyable. They wrap up the episode with a call to action, urging listeners to be mindful of their political choices and the information they consume.So, if you're looking for a podcast that's loud, proud, and unafraid to tackle the tough topics, give Carolina Underground a listen. Whether you agree with their views or not, you're guaranteed to walk away with something to think about.Don't miss out—tune in to the latest episode of Carolina Underground today!