The Carolina Underground

RFK's speech & Americans don't have a lock on Stupid

In this week's episode of Carolina Underground, Mark and Mike take us on a wild ride through a variety of topics, blending humor, political commentary, and real-life stories in a way only they can.The episode kicks off with the duo's usual brash and unapologetic style, discussing the woes of modern life and the absurdities of the world around us. From the get-go, you know you're in for a treat when they dive into the topic of RFK Junior's recent speech. Both Mark and Mike are in awe of the eloquence and bravery displayed by RFK Junior, despite his vocal cord paralysis. They argue that his speech is one of the most presidential they've heard in the last 25 years, a sentiment that might surprise many listeners given the current political climate.But it's not all politics. The episode takes a hilarious turn when Mike shares his unfortunate experience of getting rear-ended and then having his house broken into all in the same day. The thieves, in a display of sheer stupidity, left $500 in cash on the counter, opting instead to steal an iPad and a pair of sunglasses while leaving thousands of dollars worth of equipment untouched. The story is both a testament to the idiocy of some criminals and a perfect segue into the next segment.Mike then brings out a collection of travel complaints sent to him by his friend, a travel agent in the UK. These complaints are nothing short of comedic gold. From tourists complaining about topless sunbathing distracting their husbands to someone being upset that the beach was too sandy, the list is a hilarious reminder that ignorance knows no borders. One complaint that stands out is from an English tourist upset that it took them nine hours to fly home from Jamaica while it only took Americans three hours. The absurdity of these complaints provides a much-needed break from the heavier political discussions.As the episode winds down, Mark and Mike reflect on the current state of the world, lamenting the lack of common sense and the rise of political correctness. They argue that people need to wake up and see the reality of what's happening around them, a call to action that is both serious and thought-provoking.The episode wraps up with a light-hearted note as Mike shares the good news about his dog recovering from surgery. It's a sweet end to an episode filled with laughter, frustration, and a lot of truth.If you're looking for a podcast that doesn't hold back, mixes humor with hard-hitting commentary, and keeps you on your toes, Carolina Underground is a must-listen. Tune in to this week's episode for a rollercoaster of emotions and a lot of laughs.

A World of Delusion and Angst created by the US government

Are you tired of the same old politically correct commentary in the media? Ready for something that’s loud, brash, and unapologetically real? Then you need to tune into the latest episode of Carolina Underground with Mark and Mike. This episode is packed with the kind of straight talk that you won’t find anywhere else.
Broadcasting from their unique setup, Mark and Mike take us on a journey through the deep, dark forests of Sparkleberry and the dismal woods beyond. They don’t just talk about current events; they dive deep into the issues that matter most to Generation X and anyone who’s fed up with the status quo.
One of the hot topics in this episode is the out-of-control state of the U.S. government. From the office of the President down to the local dog catcher, Mark and Mike lay bare the systemic problems that plague our nation. They discuss how Big Pharma, the government, and insurance companies collude to keep medication prices sky-high, making it nearly impossible for the average citizen to afford necessary treatments.
But it’s not all doom and gloom. Mark and Mike bring their signature humor and Southern grit to the conversation, making even the heaviest topics more digestible. They share personal anecdotes, like Mike’s childhood story of ending up on the front page of the newspaper, to illustrate their points and keep listeners engaged.
The episode also delves into the concept of cultural Christianity and how it’s impacting Western society. Mark and Mike explore the idea that many people today follow Christian values without truly believing in the religious doctrines behind them. This, they argue, is one of the reasons why Western society is struggling.
In a world where media is controlled by a handful of companies, Mark and Mike emphasize the importance of free thought and independent thinking. They discuss how the media’s collusion leads to a homogenized news landscape, where the same stories are told in the same way, no matter where you turn.
And if you’re a fan of movies, you won’t want to miss their recommendations. Mark and Mike discuss two thought-provoking films: “Predestination,” based on a short story by Robert Heinlein, and “Serenity,” starring Matthew McConaughey. Both movies offer twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat.
So, if you’re ready for a podcast that’s not afraid to tackle the tough issues with humor and honesty, tune into Carolina Underground. Whether you’re a member of Generation X or just someone who’s tired of the same old politically correct commentary, this episode has something for you.
Don’t miss out—listen to the latest episode of Carolina Underground today and join the conversation. You won’t be disappointed.

Kamalama Ding Dong Harris and Yankees moving South

Dive into the Carolina Underground: A Podcast That’s Loud, Proud, and Unapologetically Southern
In a world where political correctness often reigns supreme, the Carolina Underground podcast is a breath of fresh air. Hosted by the dynamic duo, Mark and Mike, this podcast offers a unique blend of humor, southern charm, and unapologetic opinions. Whether you’re a fan of Generation X humor or just looking for a podcast that isn’t afraid to tackle controversial topics, the Carolina Underground is for you.
One of the standout segments in this episode is the discussion on the dance epidemic of 1518. This bizarre historical event, which took place in Strasbourg, France, saw people dancing uncontrollably in the streets, to the point of exhaustion and even death. Mark and Mike dive into the details, blending historical facts with their signature humor. It’s a fascinating look at mass hysteria and its implications, and you won’t want to miss it.
The hosts don’t shy away from modern-day controversies either. They tackle the topic of trans athletes in the Olympics, questioning how professional athletes can qualify as amateurs and discussing the broader implications of gender identity in sports. It’s a thought-provoking discussion that’s sure to spark debate among listeners.
But it’s not all serious talk. Mark and Mike also delve into the quirks of southern living, from the abundance of snakes and spiders to the unique vocabulary that defines the region. Their humorous take on southern stereotypes is both entertaining and enlightening, offering a glimpse into the culture and lifestyle of the South.
The episode also features a list of things you need to know if you’re thinking about moving to the South. From the importance of sweet tea to the nuances of southern hospitality, Mark and Mike’s list is both informative and hilarious. It’s a must-listen for anyone considering a move to this unique part of the country.
And of course, no episode of the Carolina Underground would be complete without a discussion on gun rights. The hosts passionately defend the Second Amendment, arguing that the American citizen gun owner is the largest standing army on the planet. It’s a powerful segment that underscores their commitment to personal freedom and responsibility.
In summary, this episode of the Carolina Underground is a rollercoaster of topics, blending humor, history, and hard-hitting opinions. Whether you’re a longtime listener or new to the podcast, you’re sure to find something that resonates. So, throw that middle finger in the air, raise ‘em up, and get ready to get loud, proud, and in your face with Mark and Mike.
Tune in now and join the conversation. You won’t regret it.

Help for Alzheimer's and dementia patients, Kamala and the truth about the Media

In this latest episode of The Carolina Underground, co-hosts Mark and Mike delve into the intricate landscape of media outlets in the United States, revealing a concerning trend of few corporations owning the majority. Amidst their discussion, they also shed light on a new product designed to aid those with Alzheimer's and dementia in maintaining some technological independence. As the conversation continues, Mark and Mike touch upon the shifting meaning of "good value for a dollar" in the ever-evolving corporate America. In addition, they address the potential for heightened conflict in the Middle East as Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu boldly declares that "Israel is at war with Iran." The tension among nations simmers beneath the surface as uncertainty looms over the horizon.

The Trans Last Supper in Paris, Taxes, Taxes, Taxes and Scandals

On this episode of The Carolina Underground, Mark and Mike discuss the abomination that was the opening games for the Olympics in Paris.  They also touch on the continual cycle of taxes in a nation that revolted due to taxes but seems to have been seduced into silence now.  They discuss Celine Dion making an mazing comeback as she continues to deal with stiff person syndrome and her amazing performance in Paris.  Mark and Mike bring up scandals ranging from Obama's the fast and the furious o the tea pot dome scandal under President Harding.  Mark enthusiastically endorses the new Planet of the apes movies.  Should 2.6 billion Christians stop turning the other cheek and lay the smack down? 

Biden Drops Out, Crowdstrike and BBQ'd Giants

One this episode of the Carolina Underground, Mark and Mike discuss Joe Biden dropping out of the 2024 race.  They also discuss the Crowdstrike issue that caused 8.5 million machines running Windows to BSOD.   They also discuss how Microsoft says that was only about 1% of the Windows machines world wide and how this may give bad actors an avenue to try and scam people.  Mark discusses the days when Giants ruled the Earth and how a group of our ancestors chased them into a cave and BBQ'd them.  Fun times on this episode!

Trump Shot and Mark is in a grumpy mood

On this episode of The Carolina Underground, Mark and MIke discuss the attempted assassination  attempt on former President Trump.  Was Joe Biden's comments days before about putting a "bullseye on Trunp" inciting violence?  Also on tis episode Maek is a grumpy gus and goes off on multiple tangents frustrating his frustration like a super-volcano exploding.

Debate Fall out and constantly staying wound up

On this epidsode of The Carolina Underground, Mark and Mike discuss the fall out from the debate between Donald Trump and Joe Biden.  They discuss if they think Biden should or wold drop out of the race.  They also discuss the booing of trans-gender athletes when they win a competition. But is it really a win?  They also discuss the continuing demise of the American system and economy hitting everyone.  They also discuss Julian Assange's plea deal and the far reaching effects of the Supreme Courts Chevron decision.

Commitment to Delusion

On this episode of The Carolina Underground, Mark and Mike discuss the upcoming debate between Trump and Biden.   They discuss the rift in common sense and some's commitment to delusion in the United States.  They also discuss humpback whales defecating on Orca's to stop them from attacking.  Then they take bets on the cocktail of performance enhancing drugs that Joe Biden will be hopped up on in order to look like a sentient being.  Mark also floats the idea that maybe there is a body double they role out when Biden has to be coherrant kind of like the movie "Dave".

Lake Lanier, Liquid Batteries and 90 ton Stones

On this episode of The Carolina Underground, Mark and Mike discuss the paranorml aspects of Lake Lanier. How did ancient civilizations build things with 90 ton stones. They also discuss the possibility and promise of a breakthrough with renewable energy and a liquid battery. Mark also ponders twitter trolls.

The Cold Grip of Tyranny

On this Edpisode of The Carolina Underground, Mark and Mike discuss the begginings of threads woven through recent history of how the government and its agencies began using heavy handed tactics on the American people; beginning at Ruby Ridge through Waco and up to even praying on the street and the authorization of deadly force against Donald Trump in the classified documents fiasco. Mark and Mike also discuss what happend on todays date in 1884.

Complete Freedom vs Complete Tyrrany

On this episode of The Carolina Underground, Mark and MIke discuss continued fallout of the Trump conviction. The notion of complete freedom vs the opposite end of the spectrum which is complete tyrrany. They also discuss briefly the Netflix docuseries "Dancing with the Devil".

Trump Convicted! How NYC became a 3rd World S***hole

On this episode of The Carolina Underground, Mark and Mike discuss the conviction f Donald Trump. The absurdity of the trials and the evidence presented. They also discuss how NYC ceased being America's City after 9/11 and became a 3rd world s***hole. Democrats, Republicans and Idenpendants alike all should worry about the state of affairs and the death of the American legal system.

Memorial Day, powering up the pyramids, and the price of Honey

On this episode of The Carolina Underground, Mark and Mike discuss the importance of honoring the men and women who have died in the armed services defending and securing our freedoms. They also discuss the stale. Could we fight a major war like WW2 again with the disappointing lack of leadership in our country from the White House through the entire chain of command. Mark and Mike discuss the inability of Hollywood to make anything but old movies over and over and over and over and over again. Mark and Mike also talk about new finds at the pyramids in Giza. Do we finally know how they were made and what is that under them? Whats the price of honey really got to do with anything?

Blue Zones and an abortion of a portrait, an bringing a book to life on the screen

On this episode of The Carolina Underground, Mark and Mike discuss Blue Zones and what factors help define how any why people in these areas live significantly longer than the rest of the population. They also touch on the new portrait of King Charles and they also discuss the difficulty of bringing an author's true vision to life in film.

Stormy testimony and Caesar Augustus and his hidden villa and a Avatar The Last Airbender theory

On this episode of the Carolina Underground, Mark and Mike discuss the tesimony in the hush money sham trial. They also discuss the news that they may have actually found the resting place of Caesar Augustus at a hidden villa that had met a volcanic fate in the shadow of Mt Vesuvius and a structure dating back 10,000 years located in the town of Marliens France. And finally, was Korra really meant to be the Avatar? Our crayons are sharp. The box is full. Our bottle of glue is topped off and our crash helmets are on tight! We about to rizzim with the tism. Let's get with it!

The Movie Civil War and AMC movie theater popcorn

On this episode of the Carolina Underrground, Mark discusses his impressions of the Civil War movie while Mike dreams about the salty buttery goodness of AMC movie theater popcorn.

Total Eclipse and the beginning of Man

On this episode of The Carolina Underground, Mark and Mike discuss the uproar around the eclipse. Is it the end of the world? Guess we will see in a few hours! Mike tells a story about pro wrestling and zippers since we have just come through Wrestlemania weekend. The guys also touch on the demads from the Mexican President and the continued out of control spiral of American Society.

The Easter Bunny and disappearing cheese with a side of Politics

On this episode of The Carolina Underground, Mark and Mike discuss the origins of the Easter Bunny. They also discuss the disappearing bacteria that could cause some grief for cheese lovers and they also touch on the politics of our societh that cause us to be unhealthy shells of what our forefathers were. Is there a new revolution in internet speeds? Mark and Mike also discuss 301,000,000 megabits per second download speeds and how they were achieved recently.

Air Bending in Ruby Slippers and maxing out a AMEX card

On this episode of The Carolina Underground, Mark and Mike discuss Joe Biden talking to dead people. They also talk about the addictive nature of shopping and how a lot of people fall into the instant gratification of retail therapy. The guys also discuss the original ruby slippers reappearing as mysteriously as they disappeared over 2 decades ago and they have a pretty in depth discussion about the comic, cartoon, and new Netflix show, Avatar: The Last Airbender. (May contain spoilers)

Wooly Mammoth making a comeback, a Grey Whale proves it isn’t extinct and the State of the Union

On this episode of The Carolina Underground, Mark and Mike talk about scientists working to re-create a wooly mammoth. Should we do it even if we can? They talk about a whale that makes an apperarance after a 200 year hiatus from the Atlantic Ocean, and they also unpack the State of the Union address that was given to an ailing nation. They also discuss the statements RFK jr. made on a recent show concenring the murder of his father.

The State of the Union as we see it

Mark and Mike unpack the true State of the Union

’Rasslin in the news, a cure for dog cancer and the beat down of life!

On this episode of the Carolina Underground, Mark and Mike discuss the retirement of the man known as Sting and some other news from the world of pro wrestling (the old school stuff not that hot garbage on TV today). They also discuss the tale of Annabelle a 3 legged Pit Bull cured from cancer with a new injection that has an 87% success rate in dogs. Dogs rule and mean people drool! Mark and MIke finish this episode off by lamenting on the loss of respectful decorum in the United States.

Amityville and the two Carrots

Audio Re-uploadedMark and Mike examine the details of the most prolific haunting in American culture, the Amityville Haunting. Is it real or a hoax? They unpack details on the murders that happened in the house and what the Lutz's claim to have encountered and even discuss some of the newer details that have come out. Maybe, Butch Defeo didn't act alone and maybe George Lutz was the one terrifying his family with his abusive behavior and obession with the occult. Mark and Mike also discuss their favorite comic heroes, Captain Carrot and The Flaming Carrot

Fact or Fake with some Nukes in Space

On this episode Mark and Mike discuss the emerging realization that we as Americans are lied to by our media and government so much that truth and facts are getting harder to find than hen's teeth in a haystack. Mark and Mike discuss Russia and the pigs in space, oops we mean the nukes in space. While the guys don't usually wear dresses they do know when someone is wearing one backwards; Fani Willis. Did an allergic reaction to aspirin kill Bruce Lee and the ice moon with the subsurfce sea that looks like the Death Star.