The Carolina Underground

Costa Rica Explorations, coffee beans and all the usual witterings

On this the Richard Petty episode Mark and Mike discus Mark traveling to a volcano on purpose by choice, how Costa Ricans make coffee and every other thing that has annoyed or confused them through the week.

Is 42 the meaning of life maybe you could ask the new Holy Spirit board

On this episode Mark and Mike discuss the meaning of life, the death or Norman Lear, a Margaritaville Hotel coming to Myrtle Beach, the Holy Spirit board and the Merry Little Batman

In a galaxy far far away we get a Ric Flair ”WOOOOO” and the dial of destiny in the drive thru at CosMc’s

On this episode of the Carolina Underground Mark and Mike discuss some victims who think thay are entitled to everything, the new Indiana Jones movie and how much it sucks and then they harp on the s***show tha is the list of movies and shows Kathleen Kennedy has made while at Lucasfilms/Disney.

Mystery Dog Illness, Saying goodbye to a friend and offending half the planet while not wearing a seat belt.

On this episode of The Carolina Underground, Mark and Mike discuss the mystery illness affecting dogs, ackluster black Friday deals, the amazing work Angel Studios continues to do and some of their upcoming projects. They also touch on theories of the brain and how it operates, Mark's upcoming trip to Costa Rica, the importance of a seat belt in an airplane and adding the s*** rooster to the c*** of justice.

Fruitcakes, Grits and the Bermuda Triangle

On this episode of The Carolian Underground, Mark and Mike realize you have to hit record! Once the minor details of the record button was figured out they discuss fruitcakes, grits, the quest to find the best dog food and they even stray into the Bermuda Triangle and some other things that make you scratch your head.

A whole lot of superheroes Old Henry and taxes

On this episode of the Carolina Underground, Mark and MIke discuss Robert Pattison as the Batman, Old Henry, Invincible and The Tick. and Dark matter. They also go off on a tangent and touch on taxes, Dominion voting machines and the lesson that Geroge W Bush learned that Barrack Obama needs to learn.

Protecting the hive and how much of an A** hat is Barack Obama?

Today Mark and MIke touch ob[n various topics! The discuss how bees protec t their hives from wasps and hornets. Obliterating yellow jackets and the ongoing crisis in the middle east and if Barack Obama could be a bigger douche bag than he alreready is.

Not so scary horror movies, creamy buttered potatoes and the stuff Mark don’t know.

On this episode of the Carolina Underground, Mark and MIke discuss the pathetic cliche most horror movies have become. They also touch on new revelations in the D.B. Cooper case and how scientists have found more water in the Earth's mantle than is on the surface.

Little Debbie Ice Cream and Spiderman2 with a smattering of social justice

On this episode Mark and MIke discuss Little Debbie Ice Cream, Spiderman 2 and various social justice topics that plague the American expierence.

Israel under Attack from the cockroaches that are hamas

On this episode Mark and Mike discuss the situation in Israel.

There is a Bear in them there hills and stealing Christmas

On this episode of the Carolina Underground, Mark and MIke discuss a possible bear sighting outside of the replica batcave. They talk about developments in the Trump civil trial, the possibility of RFK jr runnign as an independant, the upcoming Grinch video game, Hercule Poirot, Blue Beetle the Black phone.

Pink Diamonds and fossilized Portugal bees

Today Mark and Mike talk about pink diamonds, the discovery of fossilized Bees in Portugal and other items that pop into their minds.

The cock of justice and lithium deposits and pistol packing Barney Fife

Today Mark and Mike are all over the place. They discuss crime and punishment, the discovery of the largest lithium deposit in the world, and other topics that pop into to their ADHD rattled brains.

Parrotheads, buttered sausage and the Redneck Agenda

On this episode Mark and Mike Catch up after taking last week off for Labor Day. They disuss the passing of Jimmy Buffett and how his music really was intertwined into daily life, they touch on Gary Busey and buttered sausage and they delve into the Redneck Agenda all while fighting heartburn from the Olive Garden and watching a bottle of Pol Roger chill and begging for the cork to be popped!

Mugshot seen around the world and the contiunued bubbling of the DC Swamp

On this episode Marka nd Mike discuss the Trump mugshot, indictment, an dthe continued expansionof the swamp that is our nations government and how it is going to consume us all.

Time Magazine and what is a SkinWalker?

Today Mark and Mike quasi focus their ADHD on SkinWalker Ranch, The latest issue of Time magazine, Pizzagate and sales tax.

Corn, Corn and more Corn with a smidge of cocaine sharks

On this episode of The Carolina Underground Mark and Mike discuss corn ribs, cocaine shark, the death of the legendary Tony Bennett and Roseanne Barr's definition of a woman. Sit down strap in and let's do it.

AI in ancient India?

Today Mark and Mike discuss the possibility that the ancient world was a lot more advanced that they we thought the were. The also talk about the movies Deep Blue Sea 2 & 3 and continue with all their usual babbling.

The Bumfuzzeled life of Mark and Mike part 2

Today Mark and Mike talk about everything and nothing part 2 of 2

The Bumfuzzled life of Mark and Mike part 1

Today Mark and Mike talk about everything and nothing part 1

Let’s get ready to rumble and more on Hunter Biden you can’t make this stuff up

Today Mark and MIke discuss billionaires that don't know when to shut up, They touch on the deep state and Yankees and others moving somewhere then trying to make that a carbon copy of the hell they left, and they discuss the first crack head some more and share words of wisdom learned from the great Michael Whitehall.

Sub tragedy deeper dive and a Police department Ice Cream truck!

On this episode of The Carolina Underground, Mark and Mike discuss a little more about the sub implosion of the OceanGate sub diving on Titanic. They also talk about the lionization of a dead beat criminal, the possability that Militia will take over the Russian government and the censure of Adam Schiff.

The lost submarine, daily aggravation of stupid people and Raspberry mango ice cream cake

Today Mark and Mike discuss the ongoing tragedy of the sub lost while diving on the Titanic. Mark and Mike also discuss the terribly horrible no good very bad day Mike had with stupid people and the Good Humor Ice Cream people and they discuss Hunter Biden pleading guilty and more about politicians being ticks on a dog's a** and then culminate with a raspberry mango ice cream cake.

Pandora Viruses, Kids with solid black eyes, and a 3000 year old sword.

On this episode of The Carolina Underground Mark and Mike discuss Pandora Viruses that are in the melting polar ice; a 3000 year old sword that is still gleaming found in southern Germany; they also touch on a cave in Laos where they supposedly have found the oldest human remains. They also discuss Beatleguese, a dying star, Black eyes kids and wanting to be invited into your home, the movie the Pope's Exorcist, Skinwalker Ranch's laughable drilling operation and RFK jr wondering if the CIA will assassinate him like they did his uncle and his father.

Volkswagen brings back the Scout and most politicans are ticks on a dog’s a**

Today Mark and MIke discuss Volkswagen bringing back the Scout as an EV, Apple and their 3500 dollars 3D goggles, They jhump somehow into SCI-FI Movies and then totally melt down on politicans and the 1st Crack-head.